GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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