I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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