Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
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Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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