Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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