i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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