why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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