too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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