we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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