come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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