I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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You made out with two different species that night
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We were destined to go to rehab together
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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