So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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