so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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