We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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