how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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