He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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