last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just blew my weed a kiss
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This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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