Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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