paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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