Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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