Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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