is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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