Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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