I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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