Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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