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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:33am

    Then you should be thanking your drunk self for trying to help prevent you from being a hipster douche.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:54am

    The rest of us hate your hipster self, too. Sounds like the drunk self is the reasonable one.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:03pm

    hmm...i've never heard an actual hipster refer to themselves as a hipster...WANNABE!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:41am

    I hope a hipster gets this as a t-shirt and wears it. While wearing wayfarers.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:54am

    OP here, haha finally one of my texts made it though. this made my life

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:56am

    A wayfarer is a type of sunglasses most popularly by Ray ban see also: Risky Business sunglasses

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:23am

    deep down even they hate themselves

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:08pm

    it's okay i hate your hipster self, too.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:04pm

    has to be UNC, we have a lot of sorostitutes and homosexuals that plague our campus

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:54am

    reasons i love my school.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:51am

    Who said anything about hippies?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:02am

    They do say alcohol reveals one's true self. Clearly you need to be drunk all the time to suppress the idiocy of your hipster self.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 9:43am

    Every time you eat a steak a hippies hackey sack falls in the sewer

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:25pm

    What one deserves for owning any other color Of wayfarer besides black or brown. Your drunk self should melt your hipster self next time.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:33am

    thank, you, 9:54, for voicing it for all of us so that I didn't have to.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:13am

    Your drunk self may hate your hipster self, but it loves the rest of us!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:22pm

    Thank you 956, i wasnt sure wtf a wayfarer was... thought maybe they were a type of undergarment?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:03pm

    Lol this is funny I actually have a couple of pairs. Just having sunglasses doesn't make you a hipster. Being a douche makes you a hipster. PS - I love steak. PPS- I'm a girl. :P But OP if you're saying you're a hipster... next time have your drunk self punch you in the face, they've got the right idea so far.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:05pm

    and...if it was a hipster they would be coked up and not drunk!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:46am

    Wayfarers are only acceptable in black or tortoise otherwise they're wrong. What happened is for the best.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:20pm

    Has to be Elon. I hope you also melted the sunglass strap attached to them

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:20pm

    wayfareres aren't hipster, they're scene. which is no better

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:53am

    Shut the fuck up, you can be a hipster and call yourself a hipster, it doesn't make you a "wannabe". It generally just means you're cocky.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:22am

    Everyone hates your hipster self.