It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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