Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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