Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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