That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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