Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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