well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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