oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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