No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
two words...techno handjob
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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