I must be too annoying 4 u.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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