Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
why is half of my head shaved?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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