Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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