can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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