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tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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