The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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