I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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