Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
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When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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