when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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