i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
no, he came in my armpit
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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