Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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