think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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