Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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