Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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