So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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We have so much sex to catch up on
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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