Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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