How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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