I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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